ONCE AGAIN, THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS VERY IMPORTANT AND MUST BE READ BY ALL POTENTIAL CLIENTS BEFORE BOOKING A DATE WITH ME!

I AM SORRY TO SOUND TEDIOUS GENTS BUT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEPERATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF, SO TO SPEAK, NOT TO MENTION ALL THE TIME-WASTERS AND NUISANCE CALLERS OUT THERE WHO LIKE TO BLOCK MY PHONE LINE. I AM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.

SO, AFTER READING THE INFORMATION BELOW, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME, EITHER BY PHONE OR THE CONTACT FORM TO YOUR LEFT.

I LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING ALL YOU TRUE GENTLEMEN SOON!

I do not answer to withheld numbers, this is for my own safety. Please do not waste your own time by trying as I won't answer such calls. No explicit emails will be replied to, neither will I answer to one sentence emails i.e. "can I have some details?" "what are your rates?" "do you do in-calls?" etc, etc. All this information can be found right here at my website. Please read it thoroughly and not by skimming or skipping pages straight to my Gallery page. When you make contact by phone please do not ask me questions regarding what services I offer. I find this rude, disrespectful, and obviously very embarrassing (I could have family members around) and by doing this I will be forced to hang up on you. Please see my Services page via this website, it covers all my do's and don't, and remember, I will not be talked into doing anything that is not on my services list (not for any amount of money)! I can usually take local bookings with less than a days notice, so if you would like a date in the evening it would be ideal if you could contact me in the afternoon. For shorter notice bookings it's best to call rather than email as I may not pick the email up straight away. I am available Monday - Friday, 12pm - 11pm. I have a busy social life, this meaning I do not work weekends. My phone will be switched off but please feel free to leave a voice message with any enquiries and I will get back to you ASAP. I would appreciate it if you could check my Rates page before you call me. Thank You!